1Tac Tactical Pen The 1Tac Tactical Pen is the World’s Finest Multi-Function Weatherproof Tactical Pen made from Lightweight, Durable Aircraft-Grade Aluminum. The instrument Includes a Tungsten Steel Glass Break Tip, Removable Steel Blade, Easy-Writing, All-Weather Medium Point Ball Point Pen, Integrated 80 Lumen Bright LED Flashlight. Featuring Diamond-Cut Non-Slip Grip. As elegant in the boardroom as it [...]
Upside Down Christmas Tree The upside down artificial Christmas trees are expertly crafted with a keen eye on quality, providing you with endless decorating possibilities and creating the stylish holiday experience you want in your home. Drunk Buy It Here!
Turkey Carving Chainsaw Carve that turkey in style this year with the turkey carving chainsaw and the whole family will be there to watch. No more boring knifes that you have to saw your way through to get any meat off. Drunk Buy It Here!
Christmas Ornament Shot Glasses These festive coloured bauble shaped flasks are just what you need to get into the spirit of Christmas! Unscrew the top lid and pour your merry tipples into the baubles and toast to Christmas with your loved ones. The Christmas spirit flasks also include a hook; so your beloved [...]
Christmas Light Charging Cable Make spirits and screens bright with the Christmas Light Charging Cable. The USB-to-Lightning cable charges iPhones, iPods, and iPads while ten different LED lights shaped like a string of classic Christmas lights shine. This year, deck your halls with boughs of holly and your desk or night stand [...]
Cat Bods Box Cat Bods is a pet toy that you’ll enjoy even more than your furry friend. This cardboard play cube features four sides decorated with an image where a hole has been cut out of the face. When your feline pokes their adorable little head through the hole, it’ll look like [...]
Tiny Hands There isn’t anything particularly funny about a person’s hands. Unless, of course, they’re about five times too small for their body. Make your friends laugh with creepy and hilarious Tiny Hands. The set includes one right and one left miniature mitt so you can make a silly salute, give a hilarious [...]
Tipster Drinking Device Pour yourself another… and another… and another all at the same time and bring the Tipster to your next party. The three plastic pieces in the set hook together to create a sloped tri-drink holder for your party cups. As you tip the device, the liquid in each cup flows [...]
Bag of Reindeer Farts Are you looking for a unique Christmas or Hanukkah gift that is sure to be a hit? Something they've never seen before? Bag of Reindeer Farts are the perfect gift for everyone that loves something fun and interesting. Children and adults will laugh over the hilarious gift idea of [...]
Wino Sippers Who says wine is just for stuffy snobs? Put the fun back in your glass and drink vino from Wino Sippers, glass cups with an integrated straw. Each pair of Wino Sippers is a single piece of glass that’s both cup and straw! It’s not just whimsical; drinking from a straw [...]
Gummy Pickle Rick It's Pickle Riiiiiiiick! If you've ever wanted to take a bite out of your favorite cartoon mad scientist, sink your teeth into Gummy Pickle Rick. Sure, he's misanthropic and depressed, but his absurd humor and genuine love for his family makes him a character who's hard not to like—warts and [...]
Sweet sodas flavored like delicious pies. Sip on a slice of your favorite dessert when you enjoy the unique flavors of Pie Sodas. These fruity carbonated beverages are inspired by the pies mee-maw used to make, from the cinnamon-imbued Apple Pie to the sweetly citrus Lemon Meringue. It’s fun to see how soda [...]
Pie Lollipops There’s always room for pie... especially when it’s on a stick! Get a friend, grab a pair of Pie Lollipops, and bite into these scrumptious desserts on dowels. Each pair of pops is made with a real pie shell crust loaded with a delicious solid-but-not-hard filling flavored like an oven-baked treat. [...]
Everything I Want To Do Is Illegal Drawing upon 40 years' experience as an ecological farmer and marketer, Joel Salatin explains with humor and passion why Americans do not have the freedom to choose the food they purchase and eat. From child labor regulations to food inspection, bureaucrats provide themselves sole discretion over [...]
The Giant Edible Candy Cane Merry Christmas! Ho-ho-holy moly, that's a Big Candy Cane! This plus-sized peppermint treat perfectly resembles the Christmas confection you know and love, except it's friggin' 'uge. Standing more than a foot tall and weighing in at over a pound, the hard peppermint crook can sustain a person for [...]
Buzzed Bands Drinking Game Each player puts a Buzzed Band on either his or her bottle wrist or cup. Players hang out as they normally would at a party while also acting out their Buzzed Band dares every few minutes. Play continues until a player has received the Switch Bands for a third [...]
LED Stick Figure Halloween Costume There's nothing as satisfying as having a unique and fun getup at a Halloween party. This Light Up Stick Man Costume For Kids gets that done and so much more. Drunk Buy It Here!
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Bag of Dicks Sent Anonymously This bag of gummy penises is a great way to tell your friends, family, loved ones, or enemies to 'EAT A BAG OF DICKS'. Sent anonymously with a stock message, this product will get your point across in a way that nobody will mistake. A tasty gift? or [...]
Dog Tarantula Halloween Costume Seriously scary! The Zack & Zoey Fuzzy Tarantula Costume will draw shrieks (of fright or of laughter!) from all who see it! This is the creepiest, crawliest, most hair-raising spider costume ever! Drunk Buy It Here!
Don the Inflatable Dinosaur Costume and pose like the prehistoric predator you are. This Jurassic jumpsuit totally covers your body in T. rex style while the air-filled design keeps you mobile (except for the intentionally stubby arms). The inflating fan replaces traditional costume stuffing and padding with a cushion of air, so [...]
Super Size Halloween Mask Put on some weight this Halloween with this hilarious mask! Wear it with a fat suit and trick everyone this Halloween with this incredible accessory. Item features: One mask Drunk Buy It Here!
SCARY DOG COSTUME - The SpookyPup features a cute realistic dog nose along with hilarious large scary teeth; perfect for Halloween costume, parties, etc. Get your dog to join along in the fun! THREE SIZES – Choose from Medium, Large and Extra-large. Medium is perfect for Terriers, Beagles, Shiba Inu, etc. Large is [...]
Remote Control Realistic Fake Cockroach Fun for Everyone and Spooky for others! Scare your friends, family members or even yourself! Move respectively allow the spider to crawl noiselessly on any smooth on any smooth surface. Open the ON/OFF switch on its body and put your hands on the transmitter and you can [...]