Shark Attack Mug
Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to worry about was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold. There’s a great white shark on the loose in the kitchen. We think it’s… oh no.
Did you hear something? We reach down for our coffee, keeping our eyes glued on the suspicious fridge the whole time, and then look down. SHARK! SHARK!!! Clear the beach! Do not go in the water!