Turkey Carving Chainsaw Carve that turkey in style this year with the turkey carving chainsaw and the whole family will be there to watch. No more boring knifes that you have to saw your way through to get any meat off. Drunk Buy It Here!
Bag of Reindeer Farts Are you looking for a unique Christmas or Hanukkah gift that is sure to be a hit? Something they've never seen before? Bag of Reindeer Farts are the perfect gift for everyone that loves something fun and interesting. Children and adults will laugh over the hilarious gift idea of [...]
Gummy Pickle Rick It's Pickle Riiiiiiiick! If you've ever wanted to take a bite out of your favorite cartoon mad scientist, sink your teeth into Gummy Pickle Rick. Sure, he's misanthropic and depressed, but his absurd humor and genuine love for his family makes him a character who's hard not to like—warts and [...]
Sweet sodas flavored like delicious pies. Sip on a slice of your favorite dessert when you enjoy the unique flavors of Pie Sodas. These fruity carbonated beverages are inspired by the pies mee-maw used to make, from the cinnamon-imbued Apple Pie to the sweetly citrus Lemon Meringue. It’s fun to see how soda [...]
Pie Lollipops There’s always room for pie... especially when it’s on a stick! Get a friend, grab a pair of Pie Lollipops, and bite into these scrumptious desserts on dowels. Each pair of pops is made with a real pie shell crust loaded with a delicious solid-but-not-hard filling flavored like an oven-baked treat. [...]
The Giant Edible Candy Cane Merry Christmas! Ho-ho-holy moly, that's a Big Candy Cane! This plus-sized peppermint treat perfectly resembles the Christmas confection you know and love, except it's friggin' 'uge. Standing more than a foot tall and weighing in at over a pound, the hard peppermint crook can sustain a person for [...]
Burrito Blanket The Blanket You’ve Always Wanted We all know that inside of each person, there is an inherent desire to become a burrito. As a business, we wanted to make sure that our customers are able to achieve that dream. Therefore, we worked with very talented artist to create a blanket capable [...]
Rick and Morty Eyehole Chocolate Truffles RICK AND MORTY - Inspired by the episode “Interdimensional Cable 2: Tempting Fate”, fans of the hit series can now enjoy the alien delicacy they have been asking for. CHOCOLATE TRUFFLES – A luxurious alien delicacy or something like that. Every Eyehole is made with a gourmet [...]
40 Pound Bag Of Marshmallows Drunk Buy It Here!
Eggplant Sauce Bottle Sick of sticking a knife up that ketchup bottle in an attempt to break the seal? Tired of seeing wasteful disposable plastic squeezy bottles ending up in your bin? That’s no way to live. Get yourself one of these. This big ol’ freestanding eggplant ) has everything you’d want from [...]
Hot Sauce Challenge Find out how much of a Chile Head you really are. Because this starts out with a Banana Pepper which has no heat and slowly works it's way up to the World Record holding Carolina Reaper, you can include everyone in the fun. See just how far up the Pepper Pyramid [...]
Chocolate Edible Anus Birthdays, Christmas, Anniversaries, Valentine's Day – particularly sensitive times of year; get them the wrong present and you may never live it down, but get it right and you could be hailed as a hero for decades to come – this is where the Edible Anus works its dark magic. Drunk Buy [...]
NSFW Fortune Cookies Premium fortune cookies, fresh with a hint of vanilla. Bonus box insert: Up for a Challenge? Objective: Work your fortune message into a conversation at the dinner table (or any social setting) without anyone recognizing it was an actual fortune Drunk Buy It Here!
Gun Egg Fryer Shape your eggs like a gun. Also works great with pancakes and as a cookie cutter. The multipurpose kitchen tool is only limited by your imagination. Drunk Buy It Here!
Grass Soda Grass Soda is a carbonated concoction inspired by the taste of grass clippings that pushes soda sampling to the limits. Although we haven’t sampled every varietal of grass to verify the authenticity of the flavor, it’s easy to imagine this is what it would be like to lap up your lawn. [...]
Wild Game Meat Sticks Treat your taste buds to a carnivorous safari and bite into Wild Game Meat Sticks. Alongside irreverent flavors like jackalope, roadkill, and swamp stick, you'll find classics like elk and bison and even poultry such as duck and pheasant. The collection of cured meats represents an entire zoo for [...]
100LB Watermelon Seeds Produces average 100-120 lb. sugar sweet and juicy watermelons with crimson flesh and white seeds. They are the sweetest melons I have ever eaten and I do not think that I have tasted anything close in the last 30 years Drunk Buy It Here!
Pizza Knife And Fork Saves You Time: The blade is bigger, slices through even the largest pizza effortlessly. With just one easy roll, you get a perfectly sliced pizza. Drunk Buy It Here!
Squeeze Up Cat Treat A delicious rich thick puree in a lickable tube that you can hand feed for a fun and delicious treat Drunk Buy It Here!
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Jesus Toaster The Vermont Novelty Toaster Corporation Collection of Novelty Toasters are sure to make your next breakfast special. These toasters make great gifts for all occasions. Drunk Buy It Here!
The Drunk Diet a talented drummer who originally moved to the big city to pursue his Rock 'N Roll dreams―until, suddenly, it wasn't. Fast forward through seven years of working long hours, bingeing on late-night Chinese food, and drinking excessively; life had found Lüc forty pounds overweight and completely out of shape. But [...]
Message On A Potato Send a custom real potato with a message to anyone in the United States. Write up to 135 characters. We can also draw pictures on them. Drunk Buy It Here!
Edible Cups Our Yuzu Citrus Cup puts a Japanese spin on a classic. Pair this cup with fresh cocktails, summer spritzers, fruity sorbets, or champagne. An effervescent blend of fresh Yuzu Citrus and Pink Grapefruit, each nibble is a culinary treat, perfectly blending the citrus rind and juicy fruit tastes to complement cool [...]