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Grass Soda Grass Soda is a carbonated concoction inspired by the taste of grass clippings that pushes soda sampling to the limits. Although we haven’t sampled every varietal of grass to verify the authenticity of the flavor, it’s easy to imagine this is what it would be like to lap up your lawn. [...]
Wild Game Meat Sticks Treat your taste buds to a carnivorous safari and bite into Wild Game Meat Sticks. Alongside irreverent flavors like jackalope, roadkill, and swamp stick, you'll find classics like elk and bison and even poultry such as duck and pheasant. The collection of cured meats represents an entire zoo for [...]
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Edible Cups Our Yuzu Citrus Cup puts a Japanese spin on a classic. Pair this cup with fresh cocktails, summer spritzers, fruity sorbets, or champagne. An effervescent blend of fresh Yuzu Citrus and Pink Grapefruit, each nibble is a culinary treat, perfectly blending the citrus rind and juicy fruit tastes to complement cool [...]
Scotch Infused Toothpicks Savor the subtle satisfaction of fine single malt scotch with these infused toothpicks. They feature a barrel-aged, Islay single malt made by a 200-year-old distillery for a distinctively smoky flavor with notes of peat and complex caramel. Made from sustainably forested wood, the generously sized picks are soaked in the [...]
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Edible Dehydrated Zebra Tarantula Do you have the guts to try this Dehydrated Zebra Tarantula? Maybe if you were drunk? Maybe get your friends to try it and laugh at them? No Artificial Flavoring No Artificial Colors Boiled and Dehydrated not Fried Great Source of Protein Great Gift! Drunk Buy It Here! [...]
Shit the Bed Hot Sauce This hot sauce is imported from Australia on a big boat because Bunster is an Aussie Chick from Perth. Bunster developed a love of flavorful pepper sauces while holidaying in Mexico and Central America in 2011. Upon returning home to Western Australia she created the unique sauce after [...]
Hot Sauce Roulette Game Play PureBred Idiot Hot Sauce Roulette by yourself or your friends & family! Test your luck by spinning the arrow and taste the hot sauce it points to. Spin the arrow by yourself to try all the sauces or with others until there is 1 idiot standing! Each sauce [...]
Condiment Bottle Topper Sir Perky Bottle Topper... Squirts aren't just for after you eat! Sir Perky bottle topper is a hilarious way to add to your next gathering. Just pop him on your favorite condiment squeeze bottle and watch the flavor flow! Fits Many: Ketchup Squeeze Bottles, Mustard Squeeze Bottles, Syrup Squeeze Bottles, [...]
TriceraTACO Taco Holder TriceraTACO Taco Holder The Ultimate Taco Holder! Thought to be extinct the prehistoric taco holder is back... and ready to carry two of your favorite tacos on its back! Jurassic Taco Tuesday! Turn your next Taco Tuesday Jurassic, and devour tacos with style! Great gift for kids and kidults that [...]
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