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Jesus Toaster The Vermont Novelty Toaster Corporation Collection of Novelty Toasters are sure to make your next breakfast special. These toasters make great gifts for all occasions. Drunk Buy It Here!
The Drunk Diet a talented drummer who originally moved to the big city to pursue his Rock 'N Roll dreams―until, suddenly, it wasn't. Fast forward through seven years of working long hours, bingeing on late-night Chinese food, and drinking excessively; life had found Lüc forty pounds overweight and completely out of shape. But [...]
Message On A Potato Send a custom real potato with a message to anyone in the United States. Write up to 135 characters. We can also draw pictures on them. Drunk Buy It Here!
Edible Cups Our Yuzu Citrus Cup puts a Japanese spin on a classic. Pair this cup with fresh cocktails, summer spritzers, fruity sorbets, or champagne. An effervescent blend of fresh Yuzu Citrus and Pink Grapefruit, each nibble is a culinary treat, perfectly blending the citrus rind and juicy fruit tastes to complement cool [...]
Scotch Infused Toothpicks Savor the subtle satisfaction of fine single malt scotch with these infused toothpicks. They feature a barrel-aged, Islay single malt made by a 200-year-old distillery for a distinctively smoky flavor with notes of peat and complex caramel. Made from sustainably forested wood, the generously sized picks are soaked in the [...]
Booty O's Breakfast Cereal They Make Sure You Ain’t Booty Been craving a big bowl of Booty O’s Cereal since The New Day introduced the idea to you at WrestleMania? That sweet, sugary, Booty O’s dream has now become a reality. Booty O’s were first introduced by the celebrated WWE stable, The New [...]
Edible Dehydrated Zebra Tarantula Do you have the guts to try this Dehydrated Zebra Tarantula? Maybe if you were drunk? Maybe get your friends to try it and laugh at them? No Artificial Flavoring No Artificial Colors Boiled and Dehydrated not Fried Great Source of Protein Great Gift! Drunk Buy It Here! [...]
Shit the Bed Hot Sauce This hot sauce is imported from Australia on a big boat because Bunster is an Aussie Chick from Perth. Bunster developed a love of flavorful pepper sauces while holidaying in Mexico and Central America in 2011. Upon returning home to Western Australia she created the unique sauce after [...]
Hot Sauce Roulette Game Play PureBred Idiot Hot Sauce Roulette by yourself or your friends & family! Test your luck by spinning the arrow and taste the hot sauce it points to. Spin the arrow by yourself to try all the sauces or with others until there is 1 idiot standing! Each sauce [...]
Condiment Bottle Topper Sir Perky Bottle Topper... Squirts aren't just for after you eat! Sir Perky bottle topper is a hilarious way to add to your next gathering. Just pop him on your favorite condiment squeeze bottle and watch the flavor flow! Fits Many: Ketchup Squeeze Bottles, Mustard Squeeze Bottles, Syrup Squeeze Bottles, [...]
TriceraTACO Taco Holder TriceraTACO Taco Holder The Ultimate Taco Holder! Thought to be extinct the prehistoric taco holder is back... and ready to carry two of your favorite tacos on its back! Jurassic Taco Tuesday! Turn your next Taco Tuesday Jurassic, and devour tacos with style! Great gift for kids and kidults that [...]
Spreadable Bacon Taste how bacon just got better. For the bacon lover who has everything. A sampler pack containing an 8-oz. jar of each of our first three varieties: All Original, Black Pepper, and Red Chile and Garlic. Spreadable Bacon... Finally! If you love bacon, then The Bacon Jams is for you. [...]
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Zombie Bowl When a zombie eats breakfast, it puts a napkin in its lap, pours some fresh squeezed orange juice into a tiny glass, cracks open a human head, and then (pinky out) proceeds to delicately scoop out the brains with a small spoon. And then the zombie eats the brains as it [...]
Larvets Flavored Sampler Gift Pack Original Worm Snax in 3 Yummy Flavors to Satisfy Your Urge for CRUNCH. Flavors Come in BBQ, Cheddar Cheese & Mexican Spice. Have Your Very Own Survivor or Fear Factor Party! Drunk Buy It Here!
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Misfortune Cookies These cookies may be deliciously crunchy, but they're also tough to swallow - because you can be sure that they won't predict eternal love or unimaginable wealth. Quite the opposite. They can be really nasty, brutally honest, truthful and direct, crude or pessimistic. And if we've forgotten anything, it's not because [...]
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Bacon Flavored Toothpaste Brushing your teeth with a strip of fried bacon is tricky. If it's too crisp it will break apart as you brush and if it's too limp you won't be able to remove any of the plaque. So when it's time to brush your teeth, leave the bacon strips for [...]
EMT Insulated Lunch Tote Fred's E.M.T. insulated tote will keep your precious goods prepped, and ready to transplant right into your waiting stomach Keep your beer cold, and your ham sandwich ready to be devoured in a fun insulated cooler Each bag has a foam-insulated water-proof lining, a mesh interior pouch, and an [...]