Potty Piano The Potty Piano allows you to play a jingle while you take a tinkle. Piano fits around the base of the toilet. Includes song book. Ready to use. Drunk Buy It Here!
Disposable Fart Neutralizers Take the bad part out of the fart with Subtle Butt fart pads. We combined activated carbon, fabric, and adhesive to create the most effective fart pad on the market. Each pack of 5 Subtle Butt fart pads effectively filters the odor caused by flatulence. Simply stick one in the [...]
Fathers Day Mug A great Fathers Day gift or birthday gift for the Best Dad Ever. This traditional 11 ounce white ceramic coffee mug is perfect for any hot beverage. Wide mouth and large C-handle allow for easy, every day use. Whether drinking your morning coffee at work, or sipping on a hot [...]
Embarrassing Box Prank MAGINE THEIR WINCING FACE when the mailman hands them this package or the mail guy at work walks this to their desk. It’ll be glorious! MUAHAHAHA APRIL FOOLS 24/7. We believe the world needs more friendly mischief in it. Like Gandhi said, “Be the change you want to see in [...]
Fake Outlet Stickers Use these stickers to harmlessly prank others into thinking they've discovered that elusive open outlet to charge their phone! Use for yourself and also give as gifts for those who also enjoy a good laugh! Drunk Buy It Here!
Fake Parking Tickets Our fake parking tickets look like the real thing. A fake $100 fine. Each one is bright orange so from a distance the victim sees it right away. You know that sick feeling you get when you approach your car and see a ticket, this will provide that same feeling. [...]
Booty O's Breakfast Cereal They Make Sure You Ain’t Booty Been craving a big bowl of Booty O’s Cereal since The New Day introduced the idea to you at WrestleMania? That sweet, sugary, Booty O’s dream has now become a reality. Booty O’s were first introduced by the celebrated WWE stable, The New [...]
Shit the Bed Hot Sauce This hot sauce is imported from Australia on a big boat because Bunster is an Aussie Chick from Perth. Bunster developed a love of flavorful pepper sauces while holidaying in Mexico and Central America in 2011. Upon returning home to Western Australia she created the unique sauce after [...]
Fire Missiles Button Car Cigarette Lighter Tired of getting cut off on the street? Tired of the people who simply swing into your lane without signaling? Tired of the slowpokes in the fast lane? Now is the time to finally express your rage! Get the Fire Missiles button to shoot down your enemies [...]
Lester's Fixins Food Sodas ou've probably never tasted anything quite like Lester's Fixins Food Sodas. These unique gourmet beverages are crafted to taste exactly like popular foods such as bacon and sweet corn! Made in the USA with 100% cane sugar, Lester's Food Sodas are a carbonated taste adventure. Choose from a [...]
Emoji Poo Plunger The Poo Emoji Plunger features an extended suction cup and fits securely on all types of drains. Made with 100% rubber and a heavy-duty plastic handle, this plunger clears any clog with minimal effort. The best part? The Poo Emoji Plunger is happy to do the work for you. Drunk [...]
Tupac Socks In the 1990's Tupac Shakur was one of the most dynamic, and influential hip-hop stars of our generation. Shakur will always be remembered for his gritty, yet poetic lyrics, and his outspoken views on the system. With the support of photographer Mike Miller Stance Anthem presents 2Pac for Anthem Legends. Drunk [...]
Zero F's Given Coin Now you can literally give a sh*t, or two, with these bad-ass, high-quality, "tokens" of appreciation! Nothing says you give two shi*s like a couple steamy piles of corn-riddled s*it and a dog pressing out some hot natural self-serve. Whiny friends, bosses, co-workers, drunken strangers, significant others... No one [...]
Images You Should Not Masturbate To Choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, airing the orchid-whatever you call it, none of the images in this book will encourage the gentle art of self-pleasure. This deceptively simple and strangely addictive book presents a laugh-out-loud collection of random pictures virtually guaranteed to dampen the urge of [...]
Redneck Plunger the Redneck Plunger plunges, and also makes shotgun sounds and stands upright just like a normal plunger! Drunk Buy It Here!
Condiment Bottle Topper Sir Perky Bottle Topper... Squirts aren't just for after you eat! Sir Perky bottle topper is a hilarious way to add to your next gathering. Just pop him on your favorite condiment squeeze bottle and watch the flavor flow! Fits Many: Ketchup Squeeze Bottles, Mustard Squeeze Bottles, Syrup Squeeze Bottles, [...]
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Motion Activated Prank Stickers Even the Least Gullible Will Fall Prey The most gullible folks will lose their freaking minds! What’s In My Order? Every order comes with 50 total stickers. You will receive 25 Voice Activated stickers and 25 Motion Activated stickers. Also included are the hours of laughter you and your [...]
ASSWIPES Flushable Cleaning Wipes Asswipes are a Bio-degradable moist towelette with a SECRET skin safe formula that’s infused with chamomile, cucumber, aloe and vitamin E to leave your skin soft smooth and smooth while keeping you clean. Asswipes secret formula leaves you clean and fresh anytime anywhere! In addition to being soft and smooth, [...]
Don't Step In The Poo Game Blindfolded, poop-dodging fun Let's "doo" this! One player puts on a blindfold. Another player spins the spinner, and the blindfolded player has to take that many steps across the game mat. But watch out! Little piles of compound, molded in the shape of poop have been strategically [...]
Gun Show Coffee Mug The BigMouth Inc double-handled Gun Show mug holds 24 ounces of wake up juice so you can get to the gym even earlier! Great for anyone with big arms, or aspirations for big arms Made of high quality ceramic, it holds 24 ounces of your favorite beverage Hand wash [...]
World's Okayest Employee Mug The perfect size to enjoy your morning beverage and the perfect gift for your loved ones that special day. Drunk Buy It Here!
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