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Jesus Toaster The Vermont Novelty Toaster Corporation Collection of Novelty Toasters are sure to make your next breakfast special. These toasters make great gifts for all occasions. Drunk Buy It Here!
Pussy Magnet Feel the attraction? This cat shaped magnet will give you a reputation for having the tidiest desk in the office. The back of the pussy cat is cleverly magnetized - keep your bits and bobs like paper clips and staples out of harm's way by attaching them to the desk tidy. [...]
Potty Piano The Potty Piano allows you to play a jingle while you take a tinkle. Piano fits around the base of the toilet. Includes song book. Ready to use. Drunk Buy It Here!
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Fathers Day Mug A great Fathers Day gift or birthday gift for the Best Dad Ever. This traditional 11 ounce white ceramic coffee mug is perfect for any hot beverage. Wide mouth and large C-handle allow for easy, every day use. Whether drinking your morning coffee at work, or sipping on a hot [...]
Embarrassing Box Prank MAGINE THEIR WINCING FACE when the mailman hands them this package or the mail guy at work walks this to their desk. It’ll be glorious! MUAHAHAHA APRIL FOOLS 24/7. We believe the world needs more friendly mischief in it. Like Gandhi said, “Be the change you want to see in [...]
Fake Outlet Stickers Use these stickers to harmlessly prank others into thinking they've discovered that elusive open outlet to charge their phone! Use for yourself and also give as gifts for those who also enjoy a good laugh! Drunk Buy It Here!
Pimple Popping Toy Everyone has their own unique obsession and this obsession is the pickers dream toy! -The Pop It Pal™ is made of skin safe silicone with an all natural pus that simulates the popping of a huge pimple! -Every Pop It Pal™ comes with 15 pimples ready to be picked the [...]
Fake Parking Tickets Our fake parking tickets look like the real thing. A fake $100 fine. Each one is bright orange so from a distance the victim sees it right away. You know that sick feeling you get when you approach your car and see a ticket, this will provide that same feeling. [...]
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Fire Missiles Button Car Cigarette Lighter Tired of getting cut off on the street? Tired of the people who simply swing into your lane without signaling? Tired of the slowpokes in the fast lane? Now is the time to finally express your rage! Get the Fire Missiles button to shoot down your enemies [...]
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Emoji Poo Plunger The Poo Emoji Plunger features an extended suction cup and fits securely on all types of drains. Made with 100% rubber and a heavy-duty plastic handle, this plunger clears any clog with minimal effort. The best part? The Poo Emoji Plunger is happy to do the work for you. Drunk [...]
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Lighter Cufflinks Do you want to make a great impression at any social occasion? Then you need to try these wonderful lighter cufflinks from Wynnstay Designs. These cufflinks are guaranteed to get lots of attention as they act a functional lighters. They are perfect for a man with a great sense of humour [...]
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Madagascar Hissing Cockroach This is 1 Male and 1 Female Hissing Cockroach. These insects are easy to breed and make great pets! Defining Characteristics: Great beginner bug | Easy to Care For | Bold | Large | Interesting | Good in Groups Name: Hissing cockroaches (Gromphadorhina portentosa), also known as Madagascar hissing roaches [...]
Condiment Bottle Topper Sir Perky Bottle Topper... Squirts aren't just for after you eat! Sir Perky bottle topper is a hilarious way to add to your next gathering. Just pop him on your favorite condiment squeeze bottle and watch the flavor flow! Fits Many: Ketchup Squeeze Bottles, Mustard Squeeze Bottles, Syrup Squeeze Bottles, [...]