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Hot Sauce Challenge Find out how much of a Chile Head you really are. Because this starts out with a Banana Pepper which has no heat and slowly works it's way up to the World Record holding Carolina Reaper, you can include everyone in the fun. See just how far up the Pepper Pyramid [...]
Coal Candy Canes When someone is bad they deserve to get coal in their stocking, but how original is that? Why should the naughty ruin your Christmas? They NEED some coal to remember the Christmas spirit! This set of six smoky cinnamon flavor candy canes shows what Christmas is really about! Drunk Buy [...]
Chocolate Edible Anus Birthdays, Christmas, Anniversaries, Valentine's Day – particularly sensitive times of year; get them the wrong present and you may never live it down, but get it right and you could be hailed as a hero for decades to come – this is where the Edible Anus works its dark magic. Drunk Buy [...]
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Jesus Toaster The Vermont Novelty Toaster Corporation Collection of Novelty Toasters are sure to make your next breakfast special. These toasters make great gifts for all occasions. Drunk Buy It Here!
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Pimple Popping Toy Everyone has their own unique obsession and this obsession is the pickers dream toy! -The Pop It Pal™ is made of skin safe silicone with an all natural pus that simulates the popping of a huge pimple! -Every Pop It Pal™ comes with 15 pimples ready to be picked the [...]
Fake Parking Tickets Our fake parking tickets look like the real thing. A fake $100 fine. Each one is bright orange so from a distance the victim sees it right away. You know that sick feeling you get when you approach your car and see a ticket, this will provide that same feeling. [...]
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Edible Dehydrated Zebra Tarantula Do you have the guts to try this Dehydrated Zebra Tarantula? Maybe if you were drunk? Maybe get your friends to try it and laugh at them? No Artificial Flavoring No Artificial Colors Boiled and Dehydrated not Fried Great Source of Protein Great Gift! Drunk Buy It Here! [...]
The Gift Of Nothing Nothing, for the person who already has everything. Simply nothing. Everybody knows that situation where you have to get a gift for someone that has EVERYTHING and you really don't know what to get them. You would just love to get them nothing. Well we've got the solution to [...]
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Madagascar Hissing Cockroach This is 1 Male and 1 Female Hissing Cockroach. These insects are easy to breed and make great pets! Defining Characteristics: Great beginner bug | Easy to Care For | Bold | Large | Interesting | Good in Groups Name: Hissing cockroaches (Gromphadorhina portentosa), also known as Madagascar hissing roaches [...]
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