Jesus Toaster The Vermont Novelty Toaster Corporation Collection of Novelty Toasters are sure to make your next breakfast special. These toasters make great gifts for all occasions. Drunk Buy It Here!
Message On A Potato Send a custom real potato with a message to anyone in the United States. Write up to 135 characters. We can also draw pictures on them. Drunk Buy It Here!
Embarrassing Box Prank MAGINE THEIR WINCING FACE when the mailman hands them this package or the mail guy at work walks this to their desk. It’ll be glorious! MUAHAHAHA APRIL FOOLS 24/7. We believe the world needs more friendly mischief in it. Like Gandhi said, “Be the change you want to see in [...]
Fake Outlet Stickers Use these stickers to harmlessly prank others into thinking they've discovered that elusive open outlet to charge their phone! Use for yourself and also give as gifts for those who also enjoy a good laugh! Drunk Buy It Here!
Pimple Popping Toy Everyone has their own unique obsession and this obsession is the pickers dream toy! -The Pop It Pal™ is made of skin safe silicone with an all natural pus that simulates the popping of a huge pimple! -Every Pop It Pal™ comes with 15 pimples ready to be picked the [...]
Fake Parking Tickets Our fake parking tickets look like the real thing. A fake $100 fine. Each one is bright orange so from a distance the victim sees it right away. You know that sick feeling you get when you approach your car and see a ticket, this will provide that same feeling. [...]
Booty O's Breakfast Cereal They Make Sure You Ain’t Booty Been craving a big bowl of Booty O’s Cereal since The New Day introduced the idea to you at WrestleMania? That sweet, sugary, Booty O’s dream has now become a reality. Booty O’s were first introduced by the celebrated WWE stable, The New [...]
Edible Dehydrated Zebra Tarantula Do you have the guts to try this Dehydrated Zebra Tarantula? Maybe if you were drunk? Maybe get your friends to try it and laugh at them? No Artificial Flavoring No Artificial Colors Boiled and Dehydrated not Fried Great Source of Protein Great Gift! Drunk Buy It Here! [...]
The Gift Of Nothing Nothing, for the person who already has everything. Simply nothing. Everybody knows that situation where you have to get a gift for someone that has EVERYTHING and you really don't know what to get them. You would just love to get them nothing. Well we've got the solution to [...]
Lester's Fixins Food Sodas ou've probably never tasted anything quite like Lester's Fixins Food Sodas. These unique gourmet beverages are crafted to taste exactly like popular foods such as bacon and sweet corn! Made in the USA with 100% cane sugar, Lester's Food Sodas are a carbonated taste adventure. Choose from a [...]
Images You Should Not Masturbate To Choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, airing the orchid-whatever you call it, none of the images in this book will encourage the gentle art of self-pleasure. This deceptively simple and strangely addictive book presents a laugh-out-loud collection of random pictures virtually guaranteed to dampen the urge of [...]
Madagascar Hissing Cockroach This is 1 Male and 1 Female Hissing Cockroach. These insects are easy to breed and make great pets! Defining Characteristics: Great beginner bug | Easy to Care For | Bold | Large | Interesting | Good in Groups Name: Hissing cockroaches (Gromphadorhina portentosa), also known as Madagascar hissing roaches [...]
Redneck Plunger the Redneck Plunger plunges, and also makes shotgun sounds and stands upright just like a normal plunger! Drunk Buy It Here!
Motion Activated Prank Stickers Even the Least Gullible Will Fall Prey The most gullible folks will lose their freaking minds! What’s In My Order? Every order comes with 50 total stickers. You will receive 25 Voice Activated stickers and 25 Motion Activated stickers. Also included are the hours of laughter you and your [...]
Larvets Flavored Sampler Gift Pack Original Worm Snax in 3 Yummy Flavors to Satisfy Your Urge for CRUNCH. Flavors Come in BBQ, Cheddar Cheese & Mexican Spice. Have Your Very Own Survivor or Fear Factor Party! Drunk Buy It Here!
Misfortune Cookies These cookies may be deliciously crunchy, but they're also tough to swallow - because you can be sure that they won't predict eternal love or unimaginable wealth. Quite the opposite. They can be really nasty, brutally honest, truthful and direct, crude or pessimistic. And if we've forgotten anything, it's not because [...]
Runaway Alarm Clock WHAT IS IT? The alarm clock that runs away beeping, to get you out of bed. Can't wake up? You're not alone. Stats show that 40% of people 'abuse' the snooze. Typical alarm clocks just don't work very well. Ours never lets you oversleep again. If you snooze, Clocky will jump [...]
Chocolate Edible Anus Birthdays, Christmas, Anniversaries, Valentine's Day – particularly sensitive times of year; get them the wrong present and you may never live it down, but get it right and you could be hailed as a hero for decades to come – this is where the Edible Anus works its dark magic. Drunk Buy [...]
Never Ending Valentine's Card People always say the thing they're looking for in a relationship is someone with "a good sense of humor." If you and your significant other have large senses of humor (and high tolerance levels), then you probably consider pranking each other for Valentine's Day. These cards make the [...]
Realistic Joint Candles Time to roll out another birthday? Celebrate in style with our Realistic Joint Candles Eight perfectly rolled candles in each clear plastic pack. Drunk Buy It Here!
Sonic Bomb Loud Bed Shaker Clock he Sonic Bomb, AKA The Bomb, is for anyone at any age who thinks they might not wake up in the morning. At 113db, this dual alarm is sure to rattle your windows and force your eyes open. And if that doesn't put your feet on the [...]
Just Been Poisoned Glass HIDDEN MESSAGE: This Hidden Message Pint Glass Is The Perfect Prank Glass That Will Cause A Chuckle After Your Victim Drinks Their Favorite Brew!! DURABLE: This Pint Glass Is A Notch Above Your Typical Pint Glass! Made of Extra Thick Crystal Clear Glass To Protect Your Glass From Chipping [...]
Offensive Business Cards Includes a variety of insults, from poor parking to horrible body odor;100 offensive business card total split up over 8 different templates;Comes in a convenient card holder box for easy storage Drunk Buy It Here!
Endless Birthday Song with Glitter Press Play and Doesn't Stop Open Or closed And if they break the card, glitter is inside. Joker Greeting created this category. You are welcome! Enjoy! Drunk Buy It Here!