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Grass Soda Grass Soda is a carbonated concoction inspired by the taste of grass clippings that pushes soda sampling to the limits. Although we haven’t sampled every varietal of grass to verify the authenticity of the flavor, it’s easy to imagine this is what it would be like to lap up your lawn. [...]
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Unicorn Toilet Paper Bring friendship and magic into your bathroom: On the 200 sheets of this toilet paper fluffy unicorns are prancing over a rainbow. Do we need to say more? Of course, all the images are printed with food-grade colouring and so are skin friendly. Some people even say that one can [...]
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Pimple Popping Toy Everyone has their own unique obsession and this obsession is the pickers dream toy! -The Pop It Pal™ is made of skin safe silicone with an all natural pus that simulates the popping of a huge pimple! -Every Pop It Pal™ comes with 15 pimples ready to be picked the [...]
Fake Parking Tickets Our fake parking tickets look like the real thing. A fake $100 fine. Each one is bright orange so from a distance the victim sees it right away. You know that sick feeling you get when you approach your car and see a ticket, this will provide that same feeling. [...]
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Edible Dehydrated Zebra Tarantula Do you have the guts to try this Dehydrated Zebra Tarantula? Maybe if you were drunk? Maybe get your friends to try it and laugh at them? No Artificial Flavoring No Artificial Colors Boiled and Dehydrated not Fried Great Source of Protein Great Gift! Drunk Buy It Here! [...]
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